check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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