the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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