Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Vodka?
Forever.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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