It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
where does the pee come out of this thing
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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