My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
She needs sedatives and a leash
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Randomize
