oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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