no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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