Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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