Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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