Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
it glows. i had to have it.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. š¦
And, by āmake you dinnerā I mean āhave lots of sex and multiple orgasms.ā So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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