Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
What drink are we having for lunch?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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