I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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