Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
