Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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