It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
