I heard we made out
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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