Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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