Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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