I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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