I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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