I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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