Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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