Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
