508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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