is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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