Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
two words...techno handjob
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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