I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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