I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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