Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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