I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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