so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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