I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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