Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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