You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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