with your own penis?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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