I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
