Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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