The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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