I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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