I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Dick very happy bro
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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