the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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