The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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