How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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