Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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