I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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