is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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