My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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