He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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