he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
God, I missed his penis.
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