i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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